Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Alphabetical Advice

Apples don't always keep the doctor away
Band kids rock!
Chocolate keeps you alive longer (it's true)
Doctor Who is bae
Eggless chocolate cake actually tastes really good
Flute players are most likely a better overachiever than a non flute player
Google has the answer to almost everything
Horoscopes are full of lies
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
Jokes are a good way to laugh
Kangaroo translates into "I don't know"
Learning sign language will come in handy (both literally and figuratively)
Monsters aren't real...or are they?
Nap time is important of you wanna surivive
Octopi is the plural for octopus
Pink solves everything
Q is just the letter "O" with a tail
Raja is the name of Princess Jasmine's tiger
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
To be or not be. That is the question
Umbridge is the absolute WORST professor in the history of Hogwarts
Velociraptors were carnivores
Winning doesn't always make you the best
Xylophone is hard to spell
You can never have too many socks
Zebras are basically the African version of a horse

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